god save the queen. Im mainly active at night

Asiaboo that apparently likes to write stories about ponies in war and politics.

Part 3 of the strange TheLaundry System of Being Mean AND Nice To Yourself tm

This Account Was Made By TheLaundry To Make Self Depreciating Jokes

Just a normal person, who is a wizard.

"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head