English Major, Fiction Writer, Purple Unicorn. Will Add More Later.

College student working on improving his shtick.

Not much to say. I don't matter much. I'm just here for the stories :)

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

All my things are horse things!

I write about Rari-Twi, Twi-Luna, Twi-Lestia, and combinations of these. On a long hiatus. Thanks for reading!