Do you like long, drawn-out puns? Do you like subjecting people to those puns? Do you like subjecting me to those puns? Do you like me scrutinizing those puns with a critical eye? Do you like lots of FimFic-famous authors scrutinizing those puns with a critical eye? Do you like possibly winning $100 for doing so and having your pun subjected to hundreds of other people in the process? How remarkably specific. And yet, it's your lucky day: Super Trampoline is hosting

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Well, isn't the timing on this just dandy. A while ago, I gave permission to our very own Avonder for Best Hell Ever to be included in an anthology of pony fics, and funding for it just started today on Indiegogo. If you want to help support it, here's the link to its page, with the full list of fics. I'd advise you to take a look anyway; the collection of stories is pretty

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Between my own ideas and semi-recently passing 666 followers, I've written a sequel to Best Hell Ever:

THeaven of a Hell

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Comedy

Hell has an infinite library. Twilight wants to use that library. There goes the neighborhood. Yep, right out the door, and it’s taking the couch with it.

• Twilight
• Starlight Glimmer

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You didn't really think Twilight would just let an infinite library sit around, did you?

The Dragon’s just a wizard, not an actual dragon, but he might as well be one. Once every ten years, he comes down from his tower and takes one of the teenage girls from the village of Dvernik away. When the girls, now women, finally leave his tower with dowries after those ten years, they always claim he doesn’t do anything to them, but they never stay in the valley. The Dragon protects Dvernik from the Wood, and does it well, but he’s always something other, and he still takes the girls. He

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Really.

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In celebration of becoming a student-loans-paid-offionaire, I've released another story about the Tantabus.

EHow the Tantabus Parses Sleep

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Drama
• Anthology

The second Tantabus continues to grow, learn, and flourish. And maybe screw with certain ponies on the side.

• Luna
• OC
• Other
• Tantabus

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Here we go: my notes on Gloaming and how it compares to Twilight. How much did I pull from the stories besides “girl meets mind-reading vampire”? Probably more than you think.

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Do you like Foo Fighters? Do you like "Learn to Fly"? Have you ever wanted to see it performed by 1000 musicians simultaneously? How remarkably specific. But since this is the Internet, exactly that happened, and it's amazing:

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But wait, there’s more! (It’s not reading more Twilight, thankfully.)

I can do better than this. I know I can. And to prove it, I’m writing Gloaming (thanks to Bugsydor for the title), a story that takes parts of the basic plot of all four books, some of the characters, as many of the unused good ideas of the series as I can reasonably explore, the lessons I’ve learned, and ponies, and stuffs them into a blender. Please read it.

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If it means this book is finally over, yes it’s happy.

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