I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

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Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Poe wrote on both.

Horrifically Fun

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

A Plague Rat

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

A Hoppa tries to entertain. I'm also from Germany and help translating for those who try to use the language in their fic's. So if you need help, ask right away!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....