I do be writing. You do be reading

It's only 'smoke & mirrors' if you don't WANT to believe in the magic.

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

It is the supreme law of the jungle that we must all take turns giving head.

Author of the "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext in the Royal Guard Mare General thread on /mlp/ and the "Red-Hot Rebound" story from /tg/

Ooooh! Butunz!

i'm like, an artist ig

I am bound by only my imagination, it is my sword and shield, my virtues incarnate, my love and loss, my life immortalized.

I like blueberries.

Well, hello! I own the official Boop Army here in Fimfiction! I also own an ask blog for my OC: https://ask-happylass.tumblr.com/

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

I like muffins... what else were you expecting

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

All around polite fellow.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

"If you agree with me then why aren't you nodding HARDER!?" Trevor, March 20th, 2010

See you later. (Your window to the soul)

I am a professional writer, artist, musician, website builder, and app developer. I have a Tip Jar for those who might be interested.

I am a rogue of sorts, never stay with a group and I don't stick around for long. I'm the lone wolf type of person and prefer solitude than company. Also, I like EXPLOSIONS.

DeWitt Ent. is bae. Also Rust. Also Dropbear. Actually too many to list.

This, right here, is why you should eat Wheaties in the morning. I guess anything would be better than the two shots of vodka I had.

When I said I was going to be a Brony for life, I meant it! That didn’t mean one year or two years it meant for life! Also, I'm pretty sociable, PM me if you wish to talk or have any queshtions.

Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

I am the high priest of Snuggloth the dark one, I am the champion of his armies, the undisputed king of Snuggles.... fear me

Hey folks. JusSonic here, finally sending fics here. While I was worried about coming here for some time now, I decided to give this place a shot...as long as you be fair, 'kay?

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Writer for fun, I like to think I do well. Feel free to message any love/hate/suggestions. Hope you enjoy.

Too much to write; too little time

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

God, I'm so sorry.

Highschool

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

A wellspring of ideas, that struggles to make them into anything good.

the fake

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I leik da ponies. 'Nuf said.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction