Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

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Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Rest in peace, Felix Åberg. 10/17/15. You will be missed.

Hey, it's me, Skelly! I'm that music skeleton horse guy who made the music for the story and stuff.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

There goes my hero.

Don't mess with me, I got jimmies!

Just a fella looking to finish what I started

May the floss be with you.

Feel free to send me a ko-fi!

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Always out in the open fields catching the breeze!

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

This is a bio.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Too much to write; too little time

WANTS TO NOM YOU.

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Hi there! The names Kro! Hope you enjoy your stay!

Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

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Join the dark side! We have ponies!

I am just a pony, for a pony is all I can be.

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silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Another one bites the dust.

Nazi punks fuck off.

Made from 100% potato.