Told D to shut his whore mouth after he called ME of all people a kid.
It was worth it and he deserves it.

Nice knowing y'all!

EDIT: Changed my username as one last fuck you to the site.

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I doubt it'll happen but just to cover my bases?

See you, space cowboys.

See title.

I know, I'm amazing at Photoshop.

See title.

I need to revamp it for a moment. It'll be back soon I swear.

This time a Fallout Equestria fic!

Getting sick of these stories I write only one chapter for then never touch again for months?

So you all know Rinachan, right? I remember her back before MLP started and she was simply Kira Buckland, the voice of the Castle Crashers princesses.

Well, I first learned that she liked MLP when she was clopping on camera in Trixie's voice. 'Well then,' I thought to myself.

I'd post the video but it was taken down. Damn, I really wanted to close my eyes and pretend she was saying Calvin instead of Alex post it for you all to WTF at.

My ID is NotBenStiller.

Everyone else is ponifying songs. Why not me?

Fanfic version of Happy Little Clouds.

Hello, I'm Not Ben Stiller
And I'd like to welcome you
First of all, let me take just a moment to thank you for allowing me back into your computers
If this is your first time with us, let me extend a personal invitaion for you to drag out your notes and write along with us each week
Let's go to the New Story page and get started

I believe,

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