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The Police


I'll kill you faster than you can react.

"We have reports of suspicious activity going on in Sector 12. Send the squad to check it out."

Sector 12? There's no such thing.

"I don't give a fuck. Go check it out."

Fuck you too Nicole.

Suspicions...

Zael -Found Drugs. Interrogated. They decided not to remove the drugs. Oh well, I can't help them now. Nicole still doesn't know how to put them in jail for some reason. Fucking glitch in the system is driving me nuts.
AlphaPinkie -Found prints similar to his at a crime scene. He's agreed to go to trial. We are still unsure whether or not he is innocent.
goldentig3r -Possible drug usage played a role in creation of terrible story.
[Insert list of banned users with "drugs" in their names here]
Vlade -This guy has the nerve to say "Let them eat crack." This guy can be easily dealt with. That is, if Nicole doesn't screw up again.
BronyFitsh -Guy joins FiMFiction and becomes banned on the same day. All because he said he was 11. Tsk, tsk.

Aug
21st
2015

Report drug suspicions to me! · 10:18pm Aug 21st, 2015

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Comment posted by Unidentified deleted Dec 25th, 2015
Comment posted by The Police deleted Dec 25th, 2015
Comment posted by Unidentified deleted Dec 25th, 2015

1954013 Excellent work. I'll investigate.

May I report a suspect?

http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Vlade

Check out his bio.

Let them eat crack

1947657 Oh, the list of banned drug users I'm watching? Yeah, it wasn't too hard to find. There's still a couple out there with similar names that aren't banned yet. Mods probably got tired of banning them since there were dozens of them.

1947018 You get all the drug using users.

1947266 I'm no expert with bomb defusing. You need to go to the bomb squad about that.

I have bombs strapped to a child in my basement.:heart:

Wow, you're good.

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