God, I'm so sorry.

I love to write, and I'll write just about anything. I seem to be most well known for my stupid little comedy pieces though...

I think far, far too hard about things. These things include magical ponies.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

How can I be home and still feel out of place.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

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The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

What to do with my life now

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

No.