Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

I am the author. I write words. You are the reader. You bring the words to life, along with my messages. All I ask of you is that you bring my words to life...and learn from my life.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Name: Christian Dauz

Hi! I'm Gamerboy111, and my only hope for my stories is to make you guys happy! :) I hope you enjoy these stories! I'm a good writer, and I'm happy you found my account! :) Happy Writing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to my page! Below you can find my carefully curated collection of works I've read over the last ten years! Take a gander, if you'd like!

24 year old brony in California (no I don't surf). Linguistics and Japanese major. Language and culture are my life. Fan of sci-fi and reading.

Humans... Humans everywhere

Hi, I'm just a simple guy with a love of writing, RPG, dr pepper and anything to do with MLP

Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

...As if I am expected to write an acceptable biography about myself with only a mere 200 characters? Don't be ridiculous!