I loved writing fiction and songwriting, and I still do, but I've hit a long slump. I'll use my newly-found love of ponies to get back on my creative hooves, so to speak.
Please ignore the numerous bottles of rum and the bong. I assure you I'm a real straight shooter!
I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.
I give folk what they want, nothing more. And that just happens to be poorly thought out Fanfics with bad updating schedules
Myriad the ideas in eternal blossom, Meager the words ever written, such is the plight of the one Seeking