Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I'm male, and autistic, just so you know. I've been looking for a career for years till I came here. Hugs to those I love, and the trustworthy friends I make here someday.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

Things are more like they are now then they've ever been! - Groucho Marx

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

Metal music, guitars, and model electric trains. Rainbow Dash is best pony!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)