I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

God, I'm so sorry.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

"You think you know me..."

Just a writer as a hobby.

"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

Too much to write; too little time

Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!