The fuck are you looking at, Arse-face?
I am Gnarl. Minion Master and devoted servant of darkness. Where the Light goes, Shadow follows... and Evil, always finds a way.
I'm like an iPhone. It's just worst versions of this every year.
I am a professional writer, artist, musician, website builder, and app developer. I have a Tip Jar for those who might be interested.
I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!
You may know of my power, but you may never know my limits- ?????
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?
Things are more like they are now then they've ever been! - Groucho Marx