Watch as I turn a 4chan post into a proper, 1000 word plus story. Can I do it? Will I one day write a story where a character DOESN'T soil themselves? For these and other exciting questions about my sanity, follow me.

Please?

...I'm lonely.

Sunset strode through the halls of this mysterious new place. An institute of learning, quite clearly. A grumble told her that her strange, apelike (evolving from apes? Bizarre!) stomach needed to eat. This species probably ate bananas or something.

Unfortunately, she had no money. A group of males had congregated around a bench, deep in conversation. (How she knew their gender she couldn't say).

She cleared her throat. "I'll suck your dick for some food."

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