Me waiting for my bigger shock absorbers to show up for my truck ...

I remember a time when my friends were watching a video and it was in Japanese without subtitles. And I was roughly translating the video for them.

I don't even speak a word of Japanese.

My girlfriend says that all busses are no good because recently a bus caught on fire near where I live.

I told her that not all busses catch fire. But she still doesn't like busses. So I said, "saying that busses aren't good vehicles because one caught on fire is like saying that all black people are bad because some of them are lawbreakers.

She said it's not the same thing. And I'm like ... "how?"

I'm really really bad at it.

Last night I went to the Apple Store to get my iPhone replaced, because the one I had before stopped working.

While I was there I saw a man at another table teaching two people how to use an iPhone. Basic stuff.

His level of patience is over 9000.

I do not have that much patience to teach people about electronics, let alone something as basic as a phone.

How I feel when my step-mother said that she made some friends at work so I don't have to go with her to watch 50 Shades Darker anymore...

I got a try at playing this game:

So how did I fare? Well, my collarbone still hurts like hell even though it has been half a day since I played it. When I made first impact against someone, all I saw was white and all I felt was a throbbing pain in my head and shoulders. That ended my try for me.

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I lost the key to my home and the key to my truck. And I can't find it no matter where I look.

What's wrong with me today?

My headphones just broke on my head. Snap. Just like that, the hinge for the right cup is destroyed. Well, I'm not buying Sony's headphones again, it didn't even last 6 months. Now I'm stuck with the headphones that came with my phone, unless hopefully I can successfully glue the hinge back together again.

I knew I should have bought Bose or Sennheiser instead.

I know, first world problems, right?

Have you ever looked at a picture of you from ... two years ago and compare it to how you look now and then be surprised by how different you look now compared to looked then?

Just goes to show that a lot can change even in a short time.