A sloth at the edge of the universe, sipping his hot chocolate in contemplation. A single thought reverberates in his otherwise empty skull; "Do Thing?"
I am the Library, I've been around since the dawn of time and my knowledge continues to grow with each second passing. Are you worthy to enter my sanctum?
As I've come to realize, if you want something badly enough, you'll make an effort, but if you care little enough, you'll instead make an excuse. For all its flaws, G4 has the best ending.
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™
just a guy from Vegas, that moved to California and likes fanfiction
If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.
I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.