I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.
Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.
Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.
We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.
Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x
Would you believe me if I said I have no idea what I'm doing?