I do stuff. Sometimes art.

An alternative account to https://www.fimfiction.net/user/80992/nioniosbbbb Most likely now my main because of the moronic mistakes of Microsoft authenticator.

Me or my OC?

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Live at peace with all men, and carry a long sword that all men may live at peace with you.

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Call me Prince Procrastination.

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

You know I'm super fly...🪰 | 23 | Straight/Black/Nerd 🐢 | Ask For Ko-Fi | Twitter

"If you want to get better at anything, you have to be able to enjoy being bad at it." (PFP by @renawoods.bsky.social)

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

'I am made from the dust of the stars, and the oceans flow in my veins: here I hide in the heart of the city, like a stranger coming out of the rain.'

I may stand there with 22 ping, but know that my widowmaker is reloading shells, I'm listening to voice chat as if I'm not lagging, and I'm watching my ping get higher than the age of the universe

"Caffeine and sleep deprivation do a good story make."

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

~You are only confined by the walls you build yourself~

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

God, I need a drink.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

Now with Patreon Also I have a Discord Server https://discord.gg/w2g8bzx

A Day in the Life

An archiver of the Equestrian Multiverse - a silent observer and sometimes concerned third party. Welcome to my tower.

Rapists can climb

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

This Account is inactive. There won't be any more pony stories

Nazi punks fuck off.

I am a professional writer, artist, musician, website builder, and app developer. I have a Tip Jar for those who might be interested.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Try again. Fail again. Fail better. (Ko-Fi / Tip Jar)

Inconsistently updating since 2015

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

<---- Falco Judging your cringe

I am just a simple guy, creating stories for the fun of it.

Just your average loser writing fanfiction about post-apocalyptic pastel ponies. Life is good.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do study history are doomed to watch other people repeat it.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

My introduction to our amazing comunity was through cupcakes but i started watching the show reading fan fics and now here i am!

[aka FlutterWitch, aka MidnightChaos, aka The Witching Hour]

Love is a verb, not a noun.

I type stories using my hands

Hey guys, im rock slide hope you enjoy my stories!

♦Gone fishin'♦