When we were at war, Oh! We were at war, In the army corps, drowning in gore, Each man thought of his love back home Where she’s waiting by the door.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

Me. Take it or leave it.

Metal music, guitars, and model electric trains. Rainbow Dash is best pony!

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Average guy getting back into writing.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

So long! Let this be a fond memory; my grave...

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!