"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I am the Historical Expert, especially about the Age of Discovery (Mostly are about the colonization in America of the Spanish Empire and the British Empire) and I am also the Master of the Ideas.

I am dyslexic, so updates to all stories will be slowed by heavy editing! In the mean time, cheek out my tumbler comic 'Professor Lyra' or my Duhad youtube page for readings and more!

Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, complete.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGjHsLnUO1U. So kik me if you want, I'm Railtaiser.

A Young Homosexual Alone in The Corner, Crying – Suttree, Cormac McCarthy.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

I travel space and time, searching for perfection, for safety, and for purpose. I may never find it, and I may get lost, but the important part is the journey, not the destination. Enjoy it or remiss.

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Official Account for Running the OC Slamjam!

Hello there! I'm your everyday guy who enjoys writing lewd stories about gay horses (and the occasional mare). So feel free to stick around if that's your thing, I hope to please you all

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.