Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
Plain and simple Brony. (Loves Ding Dongs. (The chocolate kind(Not the weiner kind (Unless I'm in a good mood.))))
Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.
Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com
Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.
Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe
I really have no idea what I'm doing. Just got a wild hair and decided to write a story. I've discovered my creativity is fueled by green thumbs and conversational comments...also a few beers.