A sentient hat. Someone gave it a pencil which turned out to be either a mistake, or a blessing. The jury's still out on which.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

Being a Wolf Psychologist surrounded by Pony kind can be quite the learning experience...

If the darkness grows so deep that we cannot see the light, then we shall rise up and BECOME the light!

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

For them, a dream. Like thousands of other dreams. For you, a story. Like thousands of other stories.

Whale, whale, whale, now that's what I call a fluke.

I think it'd be better if I just shut my mouth, cuz I hate how I look, how I sound.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

I write what I want | Ko-Fi

Lunar connoisseur serving up slices of life. Ko-Fi page

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

I write well when I am brave enough to speak my mind. Soy milk fund

Former research biologist who now spends his time dissecting electronics and rolling around in poison ivy.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Nancy Janeist

Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill – the perfect gift for a dad!

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Royal librarian of Dream Valley, writer of Ponykind's greatest generation!