Man we have a lot to talk about don't we, Audient Void. Well no. No we do not. Because there is only one thing worth talking about.

Sunset Shimmer's Backstage Pass.

I was pretty apathetic at the time. Figured i was just numb. Red Herring, need i say more? But I've had time to stop and digest it, had a few more viewings, and can label my issue more calmly. That is a lie.

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You know that feeling when your shitty computer all but explodes and you lose most of your files? Living it.

I'm sorry to say I'm not feeling too especially sententious today, so please forgive a drop in the quality you may be used to. I'm damned tired.

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Hello, Audient Void, Long time no blog!

So I live in Tampa, Florida and I've been busy. We had some kind of vicious thunderstorm recently and a lot of people evacuated. Not sure why, Florida houses have higher standard building codes then some states, so there was very little damage. I lived through Katrina, this Irma chick was a push over.

Anyway, I'm still alive, not that anyone was wondering. I now return you to your regularly scheduled static.

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Waaaaaaaaay long ago, Blog 2 or 3 or something, I mentioned a desire to type out a veritable versus match up between Celestia/Solar Flare and Luna/Nightmare Moon. Now while I did write it out, I'm not sure I published it. Or if I did, I can't find it. The short version was Solar Flare would win because Luna's powers are more mental than physical, and NMM has shown a lack of understanding in her own power. Instead of playing to her strengths against Celestia, she seems hell bound to go horn to

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Well, I can't sleep. Got a bitchin' new neck injury and it hurts to lay down. Seeing as I won't be sleeping anyway, I figured I'd do some writing to keep the blood flowing. or pooling, I guess, what with the sitting.

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This is something I wrote years ago out of boredom and I never finished it. It was a half-assed attempt at a unreliable narrator led narrative, revolving around one stupid as hell joke. Seeing as I never finished it, and a complete lack of interest in finishing it, I figured I throw it up here. Now the Audient Void can silently judge it and I can finally delete in from my files.

Anyway, Here it is. Enjoy, Don't Enjoy, whatever. It's no skin off my back.

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Story Time! Today we're going to cover the Sirens in Greek Mythology. Few people know this, but the story of the Sirens in Greek Mythology is actually a sad one. Sad for the Sirens, that is. Anyway, Here we go:

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Tomorrow I'm driving to Savannah for Thanksgiving with my Family. It's funny; I live in Louisiana, they move to Florida. I move to Florida, they Move to Georgia. I expect to get to Georgia just to find they've gone to South Carolina, and so my pursuit of them up the Eastern Seaboard will begin in earnest. You know I'm not even invited to family reunions anymore? They assume (correctly) that I wouldn't want to join in, but I do feel left out when they don't even ask. Next week, one of my Aunt's

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I want to talk some about Immortality, if you have a moment, my dear Audient Void. Specifically, I want to talk about the perception of Time for an immortal. As some of us older folk have realized, time seems to fly all the faster as you age. The reason for this on a biological level is still a subject of debate, but it is a noted fact.

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Yes this is Very Late. I know and I'm sorry. But Events Beyond my Control kept me from Updating until now. That having been said, I present to you Rainbow Dash, for all it's worth.

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