I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

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Be who you are and do what you like. Those who mind won't matter and those who matter won't mind. ~Dr. Seuss~

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

Hope you laughed or learned something.

space is a waste

time is a crime

I like to do occasional crossoves, and I can now draw. Just PM me if you want me to draw or wright something! I'm on Wattpad, check me out: https://www.wattpad.com/user/Dark-Nightshade

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Every antagonist is the protagonist of their own story.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Fellow Railfan Brony who thinks characters like Spike and Flash Sentry need more love.

<---- Falco Judging your cringe

I used to question the MLP FiM show, but one episode and I got hooked on it. See my Fanfiction account ChaosMagemon for more than just MLP fics. Joined the Herd Nov 5, 2011

Hello fellow MLP fans the name's MAD, fellow author and brony, and I'm a great fan of Spike stories, specially SpiLights....

"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!