Horrifically Fun

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

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Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies