Not sure what to write here, so... Yeah. Horses?

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

"Consequences… Give a person a situation with no consequences and you’ll see the real them… Every time."

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

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Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

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Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

To fly you must first conquer the fear of falling.

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

Hello everypony! I am Dispark! My stories tend to have a continuous storyline, so I recommend reading most of them.