Leave your headcanons at the door.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Forget not that I am a derp.

I didn't write any of that.

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

I type stories using my hands

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

I'm an old-school MLP fan, glad the new show is doing great.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Deep into that dorkness peering...