God, I'm so sorry.

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

Just a place to host my pony-related ramblings.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Something-something horse narrations.

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

I like guns, Resident evil, Story of the Blanks, Them's Fightin' Herds and Ruby is the best damn mare in all of Equestria. I mostly write HiE fanfiction, so come and take a peek!

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.

Yes.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

A fellow traveler...

Done.

Just a guy that does whatever comes to mind. Giving the D, trolling, cockblocking, and laughing maniacally may apply.

Argablargblarg

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.

I write fics, I do talky-talk readings of fics. Find them on YouTube.

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

Tired always.

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

I'm a nut with too many people in his head that all want their story told.

We are already dead.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Sanguinius is a pretty boring guy, eh writes fanfiction and doesn't listen to anybody.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Too much to write; too little time

I write sins... NOT tragedies. Link to Patreon

I'm a little messed up. I'll update chapters when I can. Sorry for the long waiting periods :(

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.