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This Is Where I'd Put My Blog Posts

If I had anything to say

Welcome

Looks like you've stumbled upon my garden. Hope the fall wasn't too bad.

Let's get introductions out of the way. I'm the Anonymous Potato, Fimfic's resident sentient spud, at your service. I'm an amateur author, an amateur musician, and a semi-professional goofball. Hope you like my stuff. If you don't, great! That means you have standards.

Have a fantastic day!

Some Serious Nonsense I Wrote

Penance The first meeting of a remorseful former villain with a remorseful filly. by Anonymous Potato 2,933 words · 11 · 0
Histories Tales of the first ponies. by Anonymous Potato 2,613 words · 10 · 0
Don't Say a Word In a town where speaking is illegal, ponies go about their day in fear of having anything they say come true. by Anonymous Potato 3,098 words · 22 · 1

Some Funny Nonsense I Wrote

The Fatherly Life of Night Light The life and times of a living dad-joke. by Anonymous Potato 2,425 words · 19 · 0
(G)olden Days What did ordinary Ponyvillians do during Discord's rampage? Surprisingly little, it turns out. by Anonymous Potato 1,261 words · 13 · 0
Manetezuma's Revenge On the most important day of her reign, Princess Celestia gets closely acquinted with Poison Joke. A little too closely. by Anonymous Potato 3,355 words · 15 · 0