Keep palm and palette on.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Leave a message at the beep.

You're the most basic of jokes.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

It seems I'm not capable of writing a bio without sounding really pretentious, so I'll keep it simple.I write pony-fanfiction. That is all.

I'm mostly here to comment on other people's work, although I admit I read very slowly. As for myself, I am an animator and I live in South Africa

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

loves tiaras.

If a Slenderman falls in the forest, does anyone care?

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

I like stuff.

Just a critic who happens to write about pastel colored magical talking ponies

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Eh, there's not much to say about me.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

space is a waste

Just another writer that aims to entertain. Nothing to see here, move along. Though yes, I am very feminist. Don't like it? That's nice.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

im back yall

I live in the UK, and have been at university in Devon since September 2011. My home is near London, and I first started watching My Little Pony in February 2011.

Just some guy, riding out his time.

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction