CAW! CIDER! I like ponies and shiny stuff
Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.
I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.
One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.
Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3