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Waterpear


Sky, earth, and in between / Come watch with me as our world burns

Jan
31st
2014

The Super Bowl from the perpective of a sports non-fan · 3:47am Jan 31st, 2014

Imagine a day where you open Youtube videos for hours on end. You wait for the ad to load, then--bear with me now--you watch the ad. The Skip Ad button shows up, or it doesn't. It doesn't matter; you aren't going to click it. You watch the ad to completion.

With the ad concluded, the video begins to load. You slam Ctrl-W rapidly and close the tab before it can play. Who cares what happens in it? You were there for the ad.

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Nov
8th
2013

Twilight's Library · 7:44am Nov 8th, 2013

I've been a contributor with Twilight's Library for a couple days now. In case you didn't know, they're basically a miniature Equestria Daily: you submit your fics (when the queue is open!) and the staff reviews them.

So yeah. Just putting that out here in my blog until I find something else to post.

Nothing else to say, really, other than that it's way too late.

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Nov
1st
2013

One-Shotober #4: The best of all possible failures. · 3:35am Nov 1st, 2013

Well, let's see how miserably I've failed:

Final One-Shotober status:

5/31 published (16% of goal):
1. Sweetie Belle's Epic Quest for a Tree
2. Devotion
3. Hypnagogic

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Oct
22nd
2013

One-Shotober #3: I'm not gonna make it. · 4:42am Oct 22nd, 2013

I have done nothing productive all month.


Current One-Shotober status:

3/31 published:
1. Sweetie Belle's Epic Quest for a Tree
2. Devotion
3. Hypnagogic

3 in progress, 33 ideas waiting

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Oct
1st
2013

One-Shotober #2: doompaul.gif · 4:12am Oct 1st, 2013

It's happening.

Why didn't you stop it? You could have stopped it.

I'm not talking about government shutdown. No, I'm talking about this challenge. I could have backed out. But I didn't.

So--it's happening.


Current One-Shotober status:

2/31 published:
1. Sweetie Belle's Epic Quest for a Tree

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Sep
28th
2013

One-Shotober #1: Screw it, I'm jumping the gun · 4:07am Sep 28th, 2013

I said I wouldn't publish until next month.

I lied.

Current One-Shotober status:

1/31 published:
1. Sweetie Belle's Epic Quest for a Tree

1 in progress, 30 ideas waiting

Damn, the mods are fast these days. They approved while I was writing this blog.

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Sep
26th
2013

One-Shotober · 4:19am Sep 26th, 2013

So basically I've joined up with this group, whose goal is to produce one story a day for the entire month of October. (Though we can start writing and publishing right now, I'll only start publishing when October actually comes.)

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Aug
24th
2013

a story in the pipeline · 4:41am Aug 24th, 2013

Buffer has 217 lines, 3119 words, and 17768 characters.

I've also uploaded the metadata, but not the actual chapter (it isn't finished yet.)

I'll be done...soon-ish. I don't want to give hard figures because that sort of thing doesn't work, and I want to give this story the royal treatment, with multiple drafts and prereaders and everything.

But here, have the short description:

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Jul
28th
2013

On hiding cover images from the front page · 12:27am Jul 28th, 2013

I posted a long comment on this site blog post. I've reposted it here for more convenient access, if I ever need it again.


I support modifying Fimfiction to not display cover art on general browse pages. Here's why:

I. Cover art attraction is meaningless, because cover art does not reflect the story's quality.

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Jul
17th
2013

filler · 2:01am Jul 17th, 2013

May as well put up another blog post. I'm getting tired of the old one.

Once I figure out how this "writing coherent stories" thing works, I might put out a one-shot or two. Not tonight; my allergies are being skljtghearilrhSufilasdh tonight.

Have some stoner doom instead:

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...ugh, I'm going to take generic Benadryl now.

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