Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

"If you're going through hell, Keep Going" - Winston Churchill

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Like a neglected and dejected pup, I roam. Also known as Swimmingly "Herr Direktor" Choppingston.

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