So I intended to write more this weekend, but last night I apparently had a seizure behind the wheel and hit two houses. Minor structural damage to one house, I'm doing alright for the most part, etc. But that means I have a lot of shit to get together this weekend. Feel like total shit.

I was pretty drunk, and I think my brain shut off and just started doing things of its own accord. I also noticed I used "lavender unicorn" in the short description to be an asshole.

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You should check it out, all under ten of you morose motherfuckers.

There is something absolutely wrong with me. I made "The First Amalgamated Church of Niggertron" for no reason other than I think it's funny (and so does Niggertron so there's that).

I think I need help. Also I enjoy the shitposting that's landed in the Featured box, <3 Double Sun Power.