Short Story Time 4 · 3:48pm May 3rd, 2013
The crowd yawned at the unending droning of the man standing at the podium. Normally, people would be excited at the prospect of seeing Gabe Newell talking at this year's E3, but as the grand lord of Valve initiated his speech with more talk of GabeN, the assembled journalists soon became disappointed at the lack of news concerning any new game release from the studio and dozed off. As Gabe's speech ran to an end, the crowd felt elated to see the overweight god of gaming waddle off the stage.