Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

Facing tomorrow will always be scary... but we should be more afraid of clinging to the past.

6 Months after the series finale was a hell of a time to start writing fanfics

Welcome back to the cum zone

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Too much to write; too little time

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

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I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

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