Thanks so much for the fav on Herding Instincts and remember that comments are greatly appreciated!

Thanks for faving To Guard the Light!

You know what Kael? Friends are a lot like snowflakes. If you pee on them, they disappear. From the alicorn ring

Hey, thanks for faving Never Broken.
New chapter of grimdark brutality coming soon.

Emukae's ability used to cause everything she touched to rot without fail. It made it hard for her to deal with other people naturally. Then the first time we met I unknowingly offered her my hand. She had decided that it was a sign that we were destined to be together, and then she had asked me how many children I wanted, told me how many she wanted, decided on what our future home would look like, how many pets we would have, how she would cook for me every day, would say 'ah' when she fed me, told me how many other boys she had like in the past, asked how many other girls I had liked, and let me know what she would do to me if I ever cheated on her.

Then she stabbed me in the foot with a kitchen knife.

All within the first three minute after having met me.

Bailey is working some computational magic, quite possibly solving some highly advanced physics equation, or qualifying for N7 status online. Really, he might have just been dicking around on his computer. But, a man of his stature simply does not dick around, he 'alters the environment for his own enjoyment'. Truly, this is a man. He doesn't sleep, he waits. He doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. He doesn't drive vehicles; vehicles drive themselves to get away from him. He eats soup with a fork. He commonly touches MC Hammer. His tears cure cancer, except he never cries. The Death Star fired Captain Bailey's fist. General Grievous wheezes because he once inhaled pure Bailey particles and couldn't handle the strain. Supernovae don't exist, they are just Captain Bailey's farts. His Internet seems slow, but only because he is faster than it. He bowls overhand. He is allowed to talk about Fight Club. If Captain Bailey has five dollars, and you have five dollars, Captain Bailey has more money than you. Simple as that and the list goes on. His list of accomplishments could blot out the sun, and then he'd be awesome in the shade.

Thank you for checking out my story and favoriting it!

ahem, we come without fangs, without claws, tails, fur, and without a natural weapon of any kind. we are not the strongest, or fastest, and some times not even the smartest. but we carry a weapon so powerful, so dangerous, and so unassuming, that you will never see it until it blooms ... our mind. within it's confines we study the world around us. with it, we can see the world like no other. when we needed food, we made tools to hunt and farm. when we needed shelter, we built towers that piece the sky. and then we needed to defend our self's ... we made armor harder then any hide and blades sharper then claw or fang. we are humans, a creature forged in the crucible of war like a blade and sharpened by the sands of time as they flow over us like the blood of our enemy's. so come ... come forth god of the sun and reap the seeds you have sown ... for we are ready to spill you're blood like you have spilled our's. and we promise that all you buit will fall, all you're followers will die, and all you care about taken forever more

Thanks for the fave on Patience, She Said, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

1601769 it is brilliant

I'm glad you enjoyed my story Reformation Buddies.