So earlier today I submitted a story, and it failed moderation. I won't share any particular details, but it was a crossover between MLP and a certain video game, and I was pretty much plagiarising the entire game in less than 2000 words. I had a sneaking suspicion this would happen, but I submitted the story anyway. Thanks for the warning, sneaking suspicion. At this point, I would like to thank the user Spacecowboy for rejecting my story. It was a giant pile of horse turd, it only took

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"but n00b why de fahk are yu writing deez blugs wen yu culd be uplodng de godamn storie yu stopid fokin biatch"
Because. Anyway, let's see who these oxygen-wasting parasites are.

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It has just come to my attention that someone besides me has actually read one of my blog posts.

THE END IS NEIGH!

still can't be arsed making a cover picture

In fact, I've already written something! Scratch that - many things! And most of them suck, so I've deleted them.

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Octavia Melody apparently plays the cello. Apparently is the key word here, hold onto your panties. See, the way she plays her instrument, it should in fact be a double bass. The cello is played sat down, and the double-bass is played standing due to its size. So we've established that.

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LOOK AT ALL THE EFFORT I'VE PUT INTO MY STORIES AND USER PAGE no.

So anyway, as much as it may appear otherwise, I am actually doing things on this Celestia-damned website. Mostly I'm commenting passive-aggressively on stories in a way that makes you wonder wherher I'm hating or complimenting, but I'm also doing a bit of editing work too. Seriously, I am the ultimate grammar Nazi. No, I'm the grammar Führer. Call 0800-GULLIBLE for a fun time.

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Apparently FiMFiction gives you a blog automatically upon creation of an account. So there's something I didn't know today.

Hopefully this blog will serve three main purposes:

Purpose 1: responding to questions about my opinion on/my headcanon of whatever.
Purpose 2: shouting about stories I wrote/contributed to, as if more than no people are listening.
Purpose 3: sharing writing advice that I learn from my experiences attempting to write something.

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