So it seems the way to learning how to write is to read about ponies. Well, if I have to....
"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.
I read a lot of fanfiction, and on occasion, I pretend to know things about literature, art and storytelling, among other subjects. Also, I like to assume that I exist.
It is a beautiful day at the Red Pony and continual soiree.
Just a 13 year old girl obsessed with ponies. Feel free to eat marshmallows while you're here.