The sexiest man you've ever met.

I'm just here to write.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

loves tiaras.

No minute is Best Minute

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

An experienced writer of limited skill and dangerous enthusiasm.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

I really need an actual a better avatar.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

It's fanfiction all the way down.

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space is a waste

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

okay now kiss!

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