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"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Are you not entertained?

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Sometimes I like to just sit down and do nothing. Alright fine, all the time.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Don't tell anyone, but I like ponies.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

There, past the last star, lies a secret.

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Writer/Developer for the official MLP trading cards and collectible card game, EQD columnist, retired founding staff of BronyCon and the Humble Brony Bundle, and generally an okay sorta guy!

Don't you have somewhere better to be?

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Good Night

I get too many ideas. Mostly Femslash. Lots and lots of femslash.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

"The body exists only to verify one's own existence."

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

I like ponies, Hondas, other cars, drifting, driving fast, and skating. I also do other things. I am building a Rainbow Dash Itasha Honda Civic: http://bit.ly/1DFAX6S

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I'm literally a fish with internet access.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

http://quillerypenfeather.tumblr.com http://sehtkmet.deviantart.com

A writer and music maker.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Sibling writer and platonic love connoisseur. Cuddlefic Specialist. Analysis and fanfiction in dangerously wholesome G dosages. Support me on Kofi!

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

I'm a new Brony, living in the UK Im 18, and when Im not doing Brony things, im learning to be a chef in central London.

I wrote a horse story once.