Can I speak to the manager?

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.