Yes, I would like to buy those two ponies over there. That's right, those two sentient beings. After all, anything can be bought and sold with the right Oil!
A calm collective individual who loves a lot of things, but can be difficult to deal with, and wants help with my stories.
Behold, the coming oblivion. 'Twas the end of our era, and the beginning of our great work. -Emet Selch
I'm just some 29-year old dude from Canada hoping to become a screenplay writer one day. That's all.