*That's my story

It happened. Somehow. I've been blessed by one of the greats of Fimfiction.

Maybe I'll finally resume activity here for once.

W00t.

Who the fuck remembers w00t?

It worked.

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The answer is at the bottom, in spoilers.

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In the Halloween series, did we ever find out why Michael Myers killed everyone he was connected to? There's got to be a reason, right? You don't just decide, "Imma kill my family k? K."

Octane is a gift from a higher being.

... That somewhere out there in this great big world of ours, scientists are using genetic engineering to make tortoiseshell tomcats more common.

And honestly, I'm looking forward to that day of having an equal split of male and female calicos instead of all females. Mostly because I dig dudes more than chicks.

It was really strange. I thought I was asleep at first, considering the hallucinations and thoughts I experienced were similar to that of a lucid nightmare I'd had a month or so ago, but I hadn't fallen asleep or woken up at any point, and during it all, I was completely unable to move.

It was pretty spooky. Shame Halloween's over.

So how about some Russian djent instead?

I start it off.

"I say сука, you say блядь! Сука!"

"Блядь!"

"Сука!"

"Блядь!"

"We don't want our President! Сука!"

"Блядь!"

"Сука!"

"Блядь!"

*We then turn towards the enemy team* "Иди нахуй! Вы пизды! Сука!"

"Блядь!"

"Сука!"

"БЛЯДЬ!"

(If the one Russian kid in my school finds out, I'm screwed.)