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CategoricalGrant


"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Aug
18th
2016

Updates on My Work · 9:30am Aug 18th, 2016

Hello valued followers and internet vagrants,

With my junior year of college set to begin soon I would just like to give some updates regarding what I plan to do over the next several months. My pace of writing will obviously be slower than it was this summer (I think I more than doubled my total word count in only a few months), but you can expect to see fairly regular content additions from me nonetheless.

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Jul
27th
2016

Who wants their OC in one of my stories!? · 7:56am Jul 27th, 2016

Attention Valued Followers and Assorted Scrublords:

I am currently in the process of writing a fanfiction that may or may not involve GlimGlam looking for love, and have constructed a situation that I now realize is perfect for outreach.

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Jul
21st
2016

General George S. Dragon Released! · 3:55am Jul 21st, 2016

Go read it! And share to any groups you think might want it!

Jul
20th
2016

RNC visit and General George S. Dragon Update · 3:05am Jul 20th, 2016

Went downtown to the RNC today. Met Vermin Supreme. He had a Pony bag. I asked him which pony was his favorite. He said "Probably Derpy Hooves...I'm a guy who likes underdogs." I told him that my 'favorite' (as if there could be such a thing) was probably Princess Luna and he was like "she's good...she's good..."
Took a whole bunch of photos and video, but likely too many spicy memes to post here. Seek me out on FB if you care to see them all.

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Jul
15th
2016

The Gen. "Spikewall" Dragon SEQUEL · 1:54am Jul 15th, 2016

Hello all.
Far and away, the most popular option voted in the sequel poll was World War 2, with Spike as George S. Patton.
THE PONIES HAVE SPOKEN!
I had a stroke of creative vision last night and began writing this sequel to the wildly successful Gen. "Spikewall" Dragon. You can expect it probably within the next ten days. Usually sequels serve to destroy the franchise, but in this instance, I believe the sequel will be even better than the original, ala The Empire Strikes Back.

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Jul
12th
2016

My Little Pony Fair, the Aftermath · 7:06am Jul 12th, 2016

It was pretty good! I had a great time, entered a costume contest, spoke briefly with a fellow fanfiction writer, and bought a whole ton of merchandise (including five plushies, because I have a problem).

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Jul
9th
2016

At My Little Pony Fair! · 3:18pm Jul 9th, 2016

It's awesome, almost in the vendor hall! If you're here or live in Schaumburg, hit me up! I'm serious, let's meet!

Jul
7th
2016

Who else will be at My Little Pony Fair and Convention? · 8:35am Jul 7th, 2016

Hey everyone!

I'm headed home to Chicago this weekend to attend My Little Pony Fair and Convention in Schaumburg (I had pipe dreams of hitting up BronyCon or TrotCon instead, but they didn't turn out)! I know it's a long shot, but if anyone else is going to be there hit me up with a PM! I'd love to meet you at the convention!

-The Most Categorical of Grants

Jun
30th
2016

Review- The Final Setting of the Sun by NotanImportantPony · 5:41am Jun 30th, 2016

I was contacted by the author NotanImportantPony to do a full review of his story "The Final Setting of the Sun". Thanks for the opportunity! If you or someone you know would like me to review their story, send me a PM.

Some minute spoilers are likely inevitable but will be kept to a minimum.

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Jun
29th
2016

Offering Reviews! Also, new, super dope avatar. · 4:25am Jun 29th, 2016

Two Orders of Business:

1. Check out my new, super dank avatar of my OC, Wave Function. He was done by shyshyoctavia on deviantart (http://shyshyoctavia.deviantart.com/art/COMMISSION-Wave-Function-Headshot-616360441)! Darth Derpy fighting Qui-Gon Sparkle and Spike-Wan Kenobi will be missed and not forgotten.

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