Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!

Hi there. I'm a bit new to writing, but I've decided to try my luck at clopfics, particularly, ones that specialize in... well... anal.

I write second person human X pony clop sometimes. .... Yeah, I know. Regardless, I was asked to upload it here, so I figured I'd toss it up.

Writer/Developer for the official MLP trading cards and collectible card game, EQD columnist, retired founding staff of BronyCon and the Humble Brony Bundle, and generally an okay sorta guy!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

Writer for fun, I like to think I do well. Feel free to message any love/hate/suggestions. Hope you enjoy.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

I put out fires, write stories, other fun stuff in between too~

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Farewell.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

"How hard can rocket science be anyway?"

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Metal music, guitars, and model electric trains. Rainbow Dash is best pony!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

What to do with my life now

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Done.

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My stories are converted from greentext, so take that into account. Also all my characters name's are Anon. It's an /mlp/ thing.

Something-something horse narrations.