I am a part-time writer who has been consumed both by the magic of ponies and the enchanting mystery of their sexuality.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.

I am No One