Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Yes, I am a werewolf. Yes, I will tear your face off if you irritate me. No, I can't be bribed with doggy treats. Don't feed the gremlins.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.