Uhh, a person. Yeah, that's it, a person.
I write stories based on a little girl's cartoon at 3:00 AM while hopped up on pizza rolls and bagels.
Just a middle-aged brony trying to bring something to the fandom.
In the process of banging my head against the walls.
Storyteller, Southpaw, curator of his own little #Sombraverse. Also known as Heavy Gauge. Mostly Dweeb, Some filler.
I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.
This whole fandom is insane! Insane I tell you! (But kinda in a good way!)
Sometimes I write stories here. Sometimes I write stuff for EQD. I like Hemingway and McCarthy and Ellison and King.
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
Howdy! I'm just a guy who's trying to help add more fanfics to this site. Oh, and Applejack is best pony.
Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.
I like ponies, and my Skype name is the same name here.
Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.
I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.